I had a fight, all right? With a big stupid dog. I feel heroic… and handsome! I'm a little wet, but I still look good! I look good.You know the struggle could use some more muscle. Max: Bang, bang with our own paws! Duke: If I had a dime for other owner I kill, (Max: Oh, yeah!) I had a dime! Because I just killed the one) Ooh-whoo! Oh, y’all are cold-blooded! Oh, man, you remind me of my boy, Ricky! He died, though. No, they dig it! Yes, we whacked em’! Duke: Yeah, that’s right. Am I right, Duke? Duke: That’s why we burned our collars, man! Max: We burned them to the ground! Duke: And killed our owners! Max: That’s too far, maybe. Max: Oh, man, don’t get me started on people. You got all wrong! We’re just like you guys! We hate humans! Duke: Uh, yeah! Max: Hate them! Duke: That’s right. are the Flushed Pets! Thrown away by our owners and now we are out for revenge! It's like a club… but with biting and scratching! (Max: Take us with you!) I don’t think so, pets! Yeah, you got the stench of domestication all over you! You chose your side, and now you’re gonna burn! (Max: No, stop! Who are you calling pets? I ain’t no pet. (Duke: Who are you guys?) Who are we? Who are we?! We.The revolution has begun! Liberated forever! Domesticated never! Yeah!.The new password is "Don't ask the leader for the password!" The leader makes up the password, idiots. Password? Look at me! I am your leader.Death is coming to Brooklyn! And it's got buck teeth and a cotton tail!.Maybe there's a dog in the neighborhood that looks like Max.I can't help it! I was born with killer instincts!.Every bird instinct I have says don't follow a dog on wheels.I had a great thing going, but I had to go and mess it up.Well, you're not doing great, but you're not drowning and that's something. If I had a dime for every owner I killed, I would have a dime.The thunder! And the lighting! Right down on your face! Ooh! Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! You want to start with me, little raisin? Okay, get your umbrellas out, kitties, because here they come.Mind your own business, oh my gosh, what happened to you?.Yes, yes, fine, just keep your eyes on the road, you're driving like an animal!.Is it, Duke? Is it? Oh! That's a shame.I'm Max, and I'm the luckiest dog in New York.
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